The Sex GONG Text

The Sex GONG Text

After watching the scrubs episode “Sex Gong” in college we started sex gong texting. When you got laid you would text your friends “Gong” to let them know what just happened. Then they are responsible for saying “Yeah Buddy” out loud wherever they are. Seems simple but there are a few rules.

11.     You can only Text “Gong” three times per girl.

22.     You can text Special “Gong” texts after which but must include a reason why. For example: “Gong     Car”, “Gong Hot Tub”, or “Gong Moaned your name”

Have fun with it, Oh and by the way “Gong Kitchen” …. Yeah that just happened!

~Peyton

Iron Cooking: Ahi Tuna

Ahi Tuna (Will make enough for two)

1 pound of Ahi Tuna

1 Tablespoon of Wasabi Paste (Comes in a Jar)

2 Lemon (Juiced)

1 Package of Fresh Dill

2 Tablespoon of sesame seeds (on a flat plate)

1/2 Tablespoon of olive oil

Mix the Wasabi, lemon juice, and Chopped Dill into a bowl, then mix. Add the tuna, making sure you coat on both sides. Keep refrigerated for 30 mins.

Place the tuna onto the sesame seeds so that they stick, then flip the tuna to coat the other side.

Add the oil to your stainless steal pan. Heat the oil on medium until it starts to shimmer. Place the tuna in carefully and turn the heat to high. Cook for two minuetes per side.

Then let rest for a min or two, and Enjoy

Iron Cooking: The best 7 tools

I wanted to start a blog about my experience with Healthy Cooking!

First things first; TOOLS

You only need 7 things (to start...)

1. 10" Chef's Knife

2. Pearing Knife

3. Cutting Board (Plastic)

4. 12" Non-Stick Skillet

5. 12" Stainless Steel Skillet

6. A Positive attitude (Not optional)

7. Good friends to eat!!!

Recipe #1 Soon to come

The good guy curse

In my experience with online dating I have seen a lot of bad messages. Us men, being pigs, will respond to a bad message if we find you attractive. However, if a girl who we find not attracted messages use something clever what should we do? Everyone, guy or girl, has had this happen, as a nice guy I want to respond and then the conversation usually goes great. Now you get to the point were she wants you to ask her out and you don’t. Then you just stop talking to her. Would it be better to just not talk to her in the first place?

What do you think? Realist or Asshole?

The start of Juice!

I have decided to try a wild and crazy diet. This diet consists of consuming only veggies and fruits blended into juice. This was inspired by the movie “Sick, Fat and Nearly dead”, where the host does this for 60 days. My plan is to shoot for 30 and then go from there. I started the diet at 230lbs and plan to take it a day at a time.

I had the juicer, which made the start up cost easier to swallow. I went to Wegmans and bought everything you could need to make the 22 different recipes listed, costing 105 dollars. We will see how long all this lasts me. If you picked five of the more basic recipes you could do this a lot cheaper.

I am writing this on the morning of the second day. The first day I had five drinks, spread throughout the day and felt full. My mom decided to do it with me and already lost 4 lbs. I am down 3lbs, but that could just be weight fluctuation, I want to see what is does in a week. Wish me luck!

Excited to see where this goes.

The Truth about finding the right one!

First off stop lying to yourself...if want to meet "the one" listen up!

If you like going out to bars, then a bar is the best place for you to meet your second half. If you don’t believe me, consider this: you meet your future husband at a football game, then hate it when he wants to go to football games all the time. Later you come to the realization that you only went to football games to meet guys. Football games are not your thing, and now you are screwed. I have met a ton of girls that have told me that they can’t wait to find the right guy, so they can stop going to bars.

Instead, what you need to do is find happiness in yourself. First off, if you are unhappy while you are single, don’t expect that to change once you are dating someone. Go out and do something that you want to do, have fun being you and figure out who you are. Eventually one day you will meet someone (while being yourself, and perhaps at a bar), you will start dating them, and then you will enjoy the same things . . . Perfect!

Warning! Just as some girls don’t like bars yet go to bars to meet guys, the same is true for men. Guys will go to Yoga, take Woman Studies in college, and go to marathon fundraisers to meet girls. Most of these guys have no interest in the activity at hand, but more interest in how great your butt looks in yoga pants! Remember men are pigs, and you choose to date us.

Maybe doing the shit you don’t want to is the start of “compromising” in a relationship?

The Truth about being SEXY: Lingerie!

Dear Woman of the world

I would like apologize! I know you all try so hard, but sometimes your efforts go unnoticed because you need to understand how simple men are. I believe that under the insecurity’s of every woman is a beautiful sexy model, it all comes down to confidence.

Remember, we are simple, stupid, and oblivious to small details, kind of like children.

Perfect example is Lingerie. We will notice the difference of a black and Red bra and panties set, however we will not think it is anything special or super sexy! We need larger changes from the normal. If you take a black bra, and a black thong, and just add some thigh high stockings we will go WOW. If you just change from black to red, we wont think anything is different! We are dumb like that, sorry but you choose to date us!

Whether you think you are sexy or not, just the idea of you making the effort is sexy! Guys hate to hear lines like; does this look ok, it doesn’t fit me right? If you are going to wear lingerie you have to go all in and do it. Just like woman, men like the idea of making an effort and the surprise will knock his socks off.

Ladies what do you think?