An American Hangover Cure (My Saturday Morning)

Hangover Cure
This cure is not an easy one, not like drinking a Bloody Mary...

Ingredients:
1 Mountain Bike
2 Excedrin
1 Glass of Water
1 Camel Pack
1 iPod (optional)
1 Set of Your Car Keys

Directions (Day One):

1. Go out and get drunk. DO NOT DRIVE HOME. Get a cab or a ride from a sober friend.
2. Pass out.

Directions (Day Two):

1. Wake up, take the two Excedrin, and chug the glass of water.
2. Throw the camel pack on, and jump on your mountain bike.
3. Find your truck! (Don't forget your keys).

This becomes more fun when you can't remember where you left your truck, or if, once you find it, one of your tires is flat.

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